Draped in the Allure: True life

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12.11.10

True Life: Hustlin' With The Godmother

OK so I saw this post over at Timothy Hemingway and it instantly inspired this post. Griselda and Charles.....lol what a story... If you saw this "Cocaine Cowboys" film you saw a GREAT documentary. However, the average on looker would look at these pics and say Wt.....f?
(I posted the 10 part documentary after the read more mark)

VID: PART 1-10 BELOW

Peep the rest......

25.10.10

True Life: Can I have a piece of this?

We allllll have either done this or know friends that do this but why do we do it?

You are practically inSIDE my fridge full body and soul but have the nerve to ask for something your hands are completely wraped around. When the person is caught doing this they give you (the owner of the fridge) either the slight grin or lost in space look and it is hilarious but makes you cringe at the same time. I don't know why but it has been really popular amongst my friends lately and its become quite funny to see it happen. I made up a small joke as to call out the percentage you are by the time you're asking for whatever it is you want, like dude in the image above is at about 97%. Homegirl is at about 101% and may need her ass beat. (lol) Now of course you like to make your friends feel at home so this isnt a serious case its just funny to observe this scenario.

6.10.10

True Life: ?

13.9.10

True Life: Facebook

4.9.10

True Life: "The imaginary phone call"

(He is not talking to a soul smh)

We do it all the time..... the fake cell phone convo. You know you are approaching an awkward situation and the only way to avoid it is to pretend that you are having the time of your life with the imaginary person on the phone. It gives you a pass to give the quick wave, the friendly head nod or (when you're in a really dramatic "fake"call) you can get away without saying anything. You may not care for a certain person, may not want to be bothered, or may not want to get draped off into some random conversation so we use this to dodge the "awkward bullet". Then, we have trick number two;